Total Medals Earned: 694 (From 111 different games.) Total Medal Score: 10,975 Points
Medals Earned: 11/23 (100/540 points)
Defeat BigFuzzyKitten.
View the game walkthrough.
Hit your first enemy.
Press the jump button to take flight!.
Defeat Mindchamber.
Defeat Psycho-Goldfish.
Get 80% or more on P-bot's cleanup mini-game.
Defeat Stamper & Jeff.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Toggle Halloween Mode on or off.
Best Friends Forever! Beat the game with both Tom and Dan.
Beat the game in Halloween Mode.
View every game-over ending (1 for each wave).
Eat 5 brains in one game.
Beat the game without using bombs.
Send the game's final boss back to the abyss.
Defeat the Kitty Krew without taking any damage.
Beat the game without eating any guts.
Beat the game at least once with all 6 characters.
Medals Earned: 3/5 (80/155 points)
Read through the entire manual.
Play for 50 (in-game) days
Get a daily net result higher than $500.
Get more than 50 customers in one day.
Buy all four properties.
Medals Earned: 6/13 (90/490 points)
Collect 1 concept art.
Watch the introduction cinematic.
Defeat 5 enemies.
Collect 1 sound track.
Complete half of the game.
Defeat 30 enemies.
Collect all concept art.
Collect all sound tracks.
Watch all cinematics.
Complete the game.
Defeat 80 enemies.
Collect all Red Orbs.
Complete the game without dying.
Medals Earned: 2/6 (35/65 points)
Use chemicals to kill Darcy.
Set Darcy on fire.
Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)
Send the reincarny back to hell!
Medals Earned: 2/3 (35/60 points)
Kill Naja and send him back to hell.
Medals Earned: 4/5 (45/50 points)
Beat the Game
Medals Earned: 2/5 (15/115 points)
Beaten the first level.
Saved Kate.
Killed by every type of hazard.
Found the first Rune of Shalak.
Found the 8-bit world.
Medals Earned: 8/11 (320/495 points)
Listen to all songs
Beat Level 1
Beat Level 2
Beat Level 3
Kill 100 enemies with punches to the nuts
Beat Level 4
Beat any of the first four levels without losing any energy
Beat Level 5
Kill 10 of each elf type
Beat the final level without losing any energy
Beat the game once with each of the 3 playable characters
Medals Earned: 3/21 (20/380 points)
Fun to ride, but don't let anyone catch you on one.
Nothing like that first taste of cold beer!
Chicks before dicks.
The sound of silence...
It's just too hard to resist...
Let's take this outside!
Only losers give up and go home alone.
Love hurts.
Sometimes things are best kept to yourself!
Put em up.
Sometimes you just have to establish dominance.
Ohh noo! She's beached as bru!
Drink til you drop.
They looked like mints, but they weren't at all!
Can anyone say... Date rape?
Proven to double your chances!
Ahh... There's nothing like a little Asian takeaway!
Treat her like a lady.
...a hell of a good time!
There's clearly no one that you can't please!
You are officially the master of scoring!